This is just too fucking easy. First of all, I sincerely doubt that a Mr. Brain founded this company. Is this a common name in your freak country? So if there is no Mr. Brain, why in the hell would you name your shit that? This just makes no sense to me. Next we move to the product. Let's all have a collective giggle at the mental imagery created by the phrase "4 Pork Faggots." In England they are so repressive they use this slang for a homosexual male so commonly that makes the Reverend Ted Haggard blush. Apparently they never got the memo that the word changed meaning. Too bad America is so fucking great the rest of the world can't keep up! The Rich West Country Sauce does not translate too well either, especially when referring to man on man loving. Would you eat it?
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots
Today's installment of funny foreign food is brought to you by some psycho blogger that is all into politics, religion, and conspiracies. Fuck that bullshit. I try and keep my distance from all that crap and live in my own little utopian bubble. Luckily this crazy bastard lives in a different country from me and submitted some funny foods. Let's see what gross shit we have today.
This is just too fucking easy. First of all, I sincerely doubt that a Mr. Brain founded this company. Is this a common name in your freak country? So if there is no Mr. Brain, why in the hell would you name your shit that? This just makes no sense to me. Next we move to the product. Let's all have a collective giggle at the mental imagery created by the phrase "4 Pork Faggots." In England they are so repressive they use this slang for a homosexual male so commonly that makes the Reverend Ted Haggard blush. Apparently they never got the memo that the word changed meaning. Too bad America is so fucking great the rest of the world can't keep up! The Rich West Country Sauce does not translate too well either, especially when referring to man on man loving. Would you eat it?
This is just too fucking easy. First of all, I sincerely doubt that a Mr. Brain founded this company. Is this a common name in your freak country? So if there is no Mr. Brain, why in the hell would you name your shit that? This just makes no sense to me. Next we move to the product. Let's all have a collective giggle at the mental imagery created by the phrase "4 Pork Faggots." In England they are so repressive they use this slang for a homosexual male so commonly that makes the Reverend Ted Haggard blush. Apparently they never got the memo that the word changed meaning. Too bad America is so fucking great the rest of the world can't keep up! The Rich West Country Sauce does not translate too well either, especially when referring to man on man loving. Would you eat it?
Friday, August 7, 2009
Big Cock and Little Tits
Today's installment of Funny Foreign Food was submitted by a blogger by the name of Sam who writes dark fiction and hails from Auckland, New Zealand (aka Middle Earth). If you idiots didn't already know, New Zealand is a state of Australia and it functions as a penal colony, much like the inception of Australia itself when the Brits took it from all those little people. So never trust a New Zealander; They are just backwards Australians who are just backwards Brits and no one likes the British. Let's see what gross shit we have today:
I try my hardest not to be suckered in by creative marketing ploys but I will take a case, please. Only a company in a sick, perverted country like New Zealand would someone come up with this idea. But I love it. I would guzzle down that big cock and suck on those little tits anyday. Would you drink it?
I try my hardest not to be suckered in by creative marketing ploys but I will take a case, please. Only a company in a sick, perverted country like New Zealand would someone come up with this idea. But I love it. I would guzzle down that big cock and suck on those little tits anyday. Would you drink it?Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Chata - Menudo
Today's installment of Funny Foreign Food was submitted by the same blogger as Mexican Penis Candy. She just recently took a trip to Mexico and took some pictures of funny food for me. How considerate. Let's see what gross shit we have today:
This is a totally unassuming can but its contents are fucking nasty. The base of this trash is cow's stomach and apparently these sick, twisted people add cows feet for "flavor." Oh hell no. The odd thing is I looked up what "sabor" and "casero" mean in Mexican and apparently this is literally "homemade flavor." What a bullshit marketing ploy. You really expect me to believe that this canned cow stomach has homemade flavor? Good luck. But at least you get an extra 20%. Would you eat it?
This is a totally unassuming can but its contents are fucking nasty. The base of this trash is cow's stomach and apparently these sick, twisted people add cows feet for "flavor." Oh hell no. The odd thing is I looked up what "sabor" and "casero" mean in Mexican and apparently this is literally "homemade flavor." What a bullshit marketing ploy. You really expect me to believe that this canned cow stomach has homemade flavor? Good luck. But at least you get an extra 20%. Would you eat it?
Monday, July 27, 2009
Heinz - Spotted Dick
Today's submission came from a wonderful lady that we will just call Ms. X. In her words, she 'spotted' this on the shelves of of a local grocery store in Shreveport. It comes from England or Britain or whatever the fuck country is over there. I don't really give a shit. They are all the same anyway. Let's see what gross shit we have today:
Once again we have Heinz making some gross ass shit. Yes I would love a haggard, diseased, transvestite pecker in a can. And if this doesn't sound bad enough, it is 'microwaveable.' At least now you can use your microwave for something other than making crack cocaine. Laughable name aside, sponge pudding does not sound that bad. Would you eat it?
Once again we have Heinz making some gross ass shit. Yes I would love a haggard, diseased, transvestite pecker in a can. And if this doesn't sound bad enough, it is 'microwaveable.' At least now you can use your microwave for something other than making crack cocaine. Laughable name aside, sponge pudding does not sound that bad. Would you eat it?
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Hall's Vegetarian Haggis
Today's installment of Funny Foreign Food is brought to you by the same blogger that brought you the Toast Topper and the Penis Root. I guess there is just a cornucopia of hilarious food products in that crazy country they call England. Big fucking surprise. Let's see what gross shit we have today:
No fucking way. For real? I seriously fucking doubt there are that many vegetarians that get cravings for haggis. "I don't eat meat anymore because I find it revolting but I sure could go for some haggis right now!" Not happening. Just when I thought fake meat could not taste any worse, they try and replicate the nastiest shit ever. I bet this crap is worse than that Tofurkey trash. The only saving grace is that it is not in a can. Would you eat it?
No fucking way. For real? I seriously fucking doubt there are that many vegetarians that get cravings for haggis. "I don't eat meat anymore because I find it revolting but I sure could go for some haggis right now!" Not happening. Just when I thought fake meat could not taste any worse, they try and replicate the nastiest shit ever. I bet this crap is worse than that Tofurkey trash. The only saving grace is that it is not in a can. Would you eat it?
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Penis Root
Today's installment of Funny Foreign Food is brought to you by the same blogger that submitted the Heinz Toast Topper. I tell you there is never a shortage of funny food in England. Is there anything these people will not eat? You could probably put a plate of baboon barf in front of a Brit and they would scarf it down like a neglected dog. Let's see what gross shit we have today:
Well this produce item certainly looks like a deformed, unshorn penis and it doesn't help that she is holding that incredibly phallic root like a pro. This thing actually bears a close resemblance to a guy I knew in high school. We called him "curveball." I have no fucking clue what the hell this piece of crap really is but roots generally suck so I am going to have to pass on this one. Would you eat it?
Well this produce item certainly looks like a deformed, unshorn penis and it doesn't help that she is holding that incredibly phallic root like a pro. This thing actually bears a close resemblance to a guy I knew in high school. We called him "curveball." I have no fucking clue what the hell this piece of crap really is but roots generally suck so I am going to have to pass on this one. Would you eat it?
Friday, July 17, 2009
Kostelecke Parky
Today's installment of Funny Foreign Food is brought to you by a blogger who writes about her fucked up past and is actually in the process of writing a book. Check it out. Now! In any case, Let's see what gross shit we have today:
Is it just me or is this guy eating a cock? The nearest translation I could find for "Kostelecke Parky" is chilly town (Kostelecke is apparently the name of a place). However, there is nothing chilly about this picture. This guy seems to really enjoy sausage in his mouth. Who is in charge of marketing for this company? Obviously some sick asshole. Sexual overtones aside, what the fuck is up with canned sausage? You couldn't pay me to eat this. Would you eat it?
Is it just me or is this guy eating a cock? The nearest translation I could find for "Kostelecke Parky" is chilly town (Kostelecke is apparently the name of a place). However, there is nothing chilly about this picture. This guy seems to really enjoy sausage in his mouth. Who is in charge of marketing for this company? Obviously some sick asshole. Sexual overtones aside, what the fuck is up with canned sausage? You couldn't pay me to eat this. Would you eat it?
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